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betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

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castielsconvictions:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

this is very important

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pammywammyx33792:

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

LMFAOOOO

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dekutree:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

the leaf in the water made me so hungry idk why it’s so relaxing i gotta poop too

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3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

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justplainsomething:


makkiee:

imgfave:

Posted by pandorasfall

best owl i have seen

"hello friend! it is the morning!"

justplainsomething:

makkiee:

imgfave:

Posted by pandorasfall

best owl i have seen

"hello friend! it is the morning!"

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sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

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