effington:

mstrkrftz:

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli

OooooooOOOOOOOOoooioiiooooo

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lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

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I wasn’t one of those girls who always dreamed of being an actress. I went to a normal school and then these film auditioners turned up when I was nine. Then I just fell into this whirlwind.

I wasn’t one of those girls who always dreamed of being an actress. I went to a normal school and then these film auditioners turned up when I was nine. Then I just fell into this whirlwind.

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officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

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officialunitedstates:

He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the toolbox.  He wasn’t even in the toolbox.  Humans usually can’t fit in there.


fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

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dpicchiophotos:


I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

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cuddlepunch:


This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

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thekrazygamer:

zottfonts:

abananapepper:

The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is

Fucking.

GOLD.

"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"

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